Lindsay Lohan is the Epitome of Sobriety

31 03 2011

"Taking movie meetings" in NYC

Lindsay Lohan was photographed becoming one with the ground while stumbling out of a NYC club last night at 2:30 a.m. after a night of bar hopping.  She flew into NYC from LA yesterday by private jet to reportedly “take movie meetings,” but went on a long night of bar hopping, hitting the Rose Bar in the Gramercy Park Hotel, The Cabin Down Below in the East Village and the Motor City Bar.   As you may recall, Lindsay is on strict probation which prohibits alcohol consumption, but she claims that she only drinks water when she goes out to bars (which is almost every night.)   Right…. I can’t even set foot in a nightclub without pregaming a little.  Can you even imagine how excruciatingly annoying it would be to sit in a club environment not under the influence of something?!  Today she posted the following on her facebook page regarding the incident: “”Is it not allowed to slip and fall? I’m always a klutz!!!”  Uhhh Linds, last time I checked, “klutz” and “drunk” were not synonyms….