Why Would an 84 Year Old Multi-Millionaire Marrying a 24 Year Old Want a Stupid Prenup?

2 04 2011

Hugh Hefner, the founder of Playboy, will reportedly be marrying his young fiancé, Crystal Harris, without a prenuptial agreement.  According to TMZ:

“Hef’s third wedding is just 10 weeks away, but we’re told he hasn’t raised a prenup convo because he “actually cares” about Crystal and doesn’t want to ask her to sign one.”

The couple, who began dating in January 2009, will tie the knot on June 18th at the Playboy Mansion.  When asked about the upcoming wedding, Hef’s former “#1 girlfriend” Holly Madison (who spent 7 YEARS trying to get Hef to marry her) had this to say:

“She’s very young, probably too young to settle down. I’ve seen a lot of girls try to date Hef, and some have ulterior motives. They could end up divorcing, and she could take half his money.”

I’d be pissed off if I were Holly Madison right about now, too.  Half of $43 Million is a lot of money….





Stephen Colbert does Rebecca Black’s “Friday”

2 04 2011

This week, Stephen Colbert kinda sorta donated $26,000 to donorschoose.org in “his new best friend for six months” Jimmy Fallon’s name without his knowledge or permission.  Jimmy responded by promising that Stephen would come on his show and sing “Friday” by Rebecca Black if his viewers were able to raise the $26,000 donation, which they did, quickly. Above is the glorious mess that resulted, featuring The Roots and Taylor Hicks!  Party-in, party-in yeah!  Fun, fun, fun, fun….Ok, I’ll stop now.





Breaking Dawn Photos Leaked!

1 04 2011

Today, dozens of stills from “Breaking Dawn” hit the interwebs, including images of the honeymoon, [SPOILER ALERT] the birth of Renesmee, Bella in her sparkly vampire form, and more!  There’s even a 13 second clip from the honeymoon sex scene!  The folks over at Summit, of course, are not too happy about this.  Stephenie Meyer and Summit have released the following statement regarding the leaks:

As some of you may know, pictures and screen grabs of The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn as a work in progress have leaked on the internet. We are extremely proud of this film and also extremely heartbroken to see it out there at this stage.

The film and these images are not yet ready or in their proper context. They were illegally obtained and their early dissemination is deeply upsetting to the actors, the filmmakers and Summit who are working so hard to bring these movies to fruition to you in November 2011 and November 2012.

Please, for those who are posting, stop. And please, though the temptation is high, don’t view or pass on these images. Wait for the film in its beautiful, finished entirety to thrill you.

The photos have almost been scrubbed from the internet already, but you can still check them out here!





Knut’s Cause of Death Determined

1 04 2011

 

Knut playing with his "father" Thomas Dörflein in May 2007

The autopsy of Knut, the world-famous polar bear, has revealed that his immediate cause of death was drowning.  Knut passed away suddenly and unexpectedly on March 19th, 2011 in front of hundreds of zoo-goers when he suddenly collapsed into the water of his enclosure.  It has been found that his collapse was due to encephalitis, which is swelling of the brain caused by infection.  Knut achieved international fame when he was born at the Berlin zoo in 2006 and rejected by his mother.  Amid controversy with animal rights organizations, the zookeepers rescued Knut from his enclosure and raised him.  His primary caregiver was Thomas Dörflein, who passed away from a heart attack in 2008 at the age of 44.  Knut was the first polar bear to be born at the Berlin Zoo and survive past infancy in more than 30 years.





The Hangover Part 2 Trailer Is Out!

1 04 2011

It seems like they are running on a lot of recurring jokes from the first movie, but who am I kidding?  I’ll totally go see it find it on megavideo when it’s released on dvd.  Check out the trailer above!





Lindsay Lohan is the Epitome of Sobriety

31 03 2011

"Taking movie meetings" in NYC

Lindsay Lohan was photographed becoming one with the ground while stumbling out of a NYC club last night at 2:30 a.m. after a night of bar hopping.  She flew into NYC from LA yesterday by private jet to reportedly “take movie meetings,” but went on a long night of bar hopping, hitting the Rose Bar in the Gramercy Park Hotel, The Cabin Down Below in the East Village and the Motor City Bar.   As you may recall, Lindsay is on strict probation which prohibits alcohol consumption, but she claims that she only drinks water when she goes out to bars (which is almost every night.)   Right…. I can’t even set foot in a nightclub without pregaming a little.  Can you even imagine how excruciatingly annoying it would be to sit in a club environment not under the influence of something?!  Today she posted the following on her facebook page regarding the incident: “”Is it not allowed to slip and fall? I’m always a klutz!!!”  Uhhh Linds, last time I checked, “klutz” and “drunk” were not synonyms….





Paris Hilton Needs Some Attention….

30 03 2011

"Maybe if I hunch my shoulders really far back I won't look so gargantuan..."

In a recent interview, the “famous for being famous” heiress told the Associated Press “There’s so many people out there who try to imitate what I do but I am the original.  There is nothing like me.” in an obvious jab at her now more relevant frenemy, Kim Kardashian.  She also says that she has accomplished all of her professional goals, saying “I have done everything that I wanted to do and I feel very blessed that I have been very successful on every area.”  Really?  Really?? *does best Amy Poehler/Seth Meyers*  A “leaked” sex tape, a failed singing career, a string of useless and irrelevant reality tv shows, minor roles in d- movies and a perfume line…?  *Sigh*  If only we mere mortals could accomplish so much in a lifetime….








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